Feb. 13th, 2006

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Oh, so amused.

Oh, I so need to do work now.

sung to "That's from My Favorite Things"

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Weiners that wiggle and dildos that come in...
Brown paper packages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Bimbos with breasts like two Rocks of Gibraltar
Priests who seduce me in front of the altar
Corsets that tie in the back with two strings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Women who yield up a plump Mount of Venus
Men who deliver a fifteen inch penis
Talk so explicit it virtually sings
These are a few of my favorite things.
When I'm horny
Needing porn, I
Have to scratch that itch....
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't need you, bitch.

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My johari window:
[ original "meme" via [livejournal.com profile] contrasedative ]

Anime to grab and watch:
Animal Yokocho
Ending of Rozen Maiden Traumend
..most via Piro's recent MegaTokyo rant

...For most of us, orgasm is pretty rare – you might find it difficult to reach through intercourse alone, or never experience it...
Wow.. o.O really...?

We crunch to strengthen our abs and lift weights to build muscle, so why not exercise to get your sexual anatomy in shape too?

If you’re unaware of your pelvic floor muscles, the easiest way to find them is by stopping and starting your urine flow the next time you visit the toilet. Exercise by clenching these fab muscles regularly and you’ll improve blood flow to the genitals, aid sexual arousal and make orgasms more intense, frequent and longer for you both. Best of all, you can do them anywhere, anytime – even while sat at your desk or waiting at traffic lights!

full article text... )
[ source | link via [livejournal.com profile] porsupah ]
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Happy Valentine's day.

May you all eat lots of chocolates, enjoy your current relationship status, and erm... get married to a computer!

I dunno. That was random.

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