Mmm, if I were to become an admissions officer/person in control of putting it online, I'd probably try to make sure the most qualified applicants get their acceptance e-mail/letter last. Let them fret about it some more, maybe they'll die earlier from more stress and let some of the dumber people in the world be happier. ::evil::

Mmmm, I dunno if I'd have gotten into CMU anyways... isn't it pretty competitive as well...?