Today's spammessage of the day.

lving fuses, deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captiv
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when

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Someone should tell him that that's not the best position to be in if the gays are coming...... (last frame)