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[ibneko]

Ask me 4 questions.

Any 4, no matter how personal, private or random.
I have to answer them honestly. I have to answer them all. In turn you post this message in your own journal & you have to answer the questions that are asked from yo

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[aucuneraison.livejournal.com]

1. why does brown acrylic paint look very disturbing when you're pouring it from a tube?

2. speaking of which, aren't things in tubes the coolest things everr?

3. HOW BIG ARE YOU? YES, DOWN THERE? by which i mean, what size shoes do you wear?

4. liquid glue or gluesticks?

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

1. Dunno, never poured brown acrylic paint from a tube. Besides, don't you tend to squeeze things from tubes? Not pouring them?

2. Like toothpast and Bengay? Yep~! So useful in SO many ways =^.^=

3. shoes... size 12? Or was it 11? I forgets...

4. Gluesticks! They can be converted into other things. And while liquid glue is fun to smear over your fingers and make a second layer of skin, plus the sniffing posibilties, gluesticks are infinitely more... satisfying.

[aucuneraison.livejournal.com]

i meant squeeze.

[faerunner.livejournal.com]

1. Explain your comment about gluesticks - why/how are they "satisfying"?
2. Why do some people just see everything as potentially dirty?
3. Are your hands big, too? (I know someone who has huge feet and small hands)
4. Unicorn, Dragon, or Gryphon and why?

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

1. ::grins:: I have to answer honestly, huh. Well, at least I'm not bound to give you a complete truth. They're satisfying because they tend to do a better job of gluing things without the wet-paper lumpyness of liquid glue. 'course, there's other reasons, but since you already got one honest answer~ =^.^= Go ask Jane, she knows me well enough. Or 'melly. And I really wouldn't know, never tried, don't plan on trying. There's better things out there, you know~ (There you go, half of another truth, if you really wanted it.)
2. 'cause it amuses us. And in a way, it's a recognition of our abilities to think outside the box. Or chains of society. Or something like that. And hell, it's just fun~ and often amusing, 'cause people who get it slower will take some prodding and suggestion, before they go "OOoooh my god that's so wrong~" and beat you over the head with a ruler.
3. Mmmm. I can reach a ninth (interval ninth) on the piano. ::shrugs:: My feet aren't that big though, mind, 'cause being asian, we tend to get larger shoes with the idea that you'll wear them out before you get too big for them.
4. Hmm. Unicorn: Grace, beauty, purity; Dragon: Will, knowledge, curiosity; Gryphon: Truth, guardian/protector, ...?. Hmmm, probably dragon. Always wanted flashy magic stuffs.

[superboner.livejournal.com]

1. what would you recommend i do since i've never beaten anyone over the head with a ruler, although i've had many opportunities to do so? (can i make it up at this late a date?) ;P

2. of all the flashy magical stuff you can imagine at this very moment, describe what you would want most and why.

3. your opinion on someone taking 9 straight hours of classes, beginning at 5am, and what you would do to them if you were in close proximity.

4. your opinion of an army company doing exercises in 6 inches of mud. =D

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

1. Hey~ one question per umm.. question number. =^.^= And you people need to stop reading off previous question before asking them~ it's unfaaaiiiir. :D or something like that. Anyways. It depends on the situation, ne? But as for right now, you could always beat yourself over the head with a ruler for not beating them over the head with a ruler while you had the chance. Or ummm.. I dunno. =o.O= Well, it doesn't have to be their head, nor does it have to be with a ruler, so you could certainly hit other parts with other things.... (and um, yes, so long as you can manage to remind them of whatever perverted thing they had thought up and prompts you to beat them over the head with a ruler...)

2. Teleportation. 'cause then I can go visit people, save $300 on plane tickets, etc. There's other impractical things, like magic swords or shields, but they're rather useless. Although the ability to summon a cute catgirl would be rather spiffy..........

3. They be a) suicidal, b) IB, c) needing a lot more time than they have. Or they have a time machine that I should steal. ::muses:: and what would I do to them? Hmmm. Honestly, there probably wouldn't be too much I could do for them.. they'd be tired and would probably rather sleep or be left alone to do work. 'course, if they asked, they could get hugs and such. ::shrugs:: 'though, hmm, I suppose one could always insist that they relax a bit after such a stressful day, and tie them to a comfy chair and make them watch monty python or porn or something for a bit.

4. Silly army company~ They should get hairdryers and dry off the mud first. Yepyep. That, or large flattened cardboard boxes. Mmm, at the very least, they should set up a tent, strip, then do exercises. It'll keep the cleaning bills to a minimum.

[superboner.livejournal.com]

you realize that i'm the suicidal, IB, or "needing more time that they have" person, right? that was me today. 9 hours of classes. it actually wasn't so bad...well. in a matter of speaking.

i was also one of the army ppl exercising in 6 inches of mud. THAT sucked. and squelched. and i'm not a huge fan of that whole stripping idea XD sorry.

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

::frowns at his fingers:: should have been "Needing more time than they have". Silly fingers and not proofreading.

And yes, I know it was you~ ::pats:: what sort of opinion were you looking for, anyways?

::nods:: I knew that too~ And true, stripping would make it rather chilly. And no, have not been trying to imagine naked people exercising in mud. XP It was just an idea.