picked this off the grammar_whores community

[ibneko]

Teens show FBI agents how to gab like girls on Web to capture pedophiles

Heh, so, how many of you out there are actually FBI agents? ::glares suspiciously at everyone who he doesn't know in person::

=^.-=

Comments

[ex-night-in-292.livejournal.com]

"look Mulder, now he's on to us! I told you we had to be more subtle. Now we've lost our chance of surprising the gender bending, elusive culprit, neko-chan forever!! Next time we see him he might be abducted by aliens like your sister."

"But Scully, I swear there's no way he could have found out... unless..."

"Unless what Mulder?"

"Unless he possesses superhuman skills. The ability to somehow visualize the person behind the screen without ever seeing them. To.."

"Here we go again. Mulder for once can't you just admit he's an ordinary boy that picked up on a mistake and discovered we're FBI?"

"But how Scully? How?" etc. etc. etc.

::raises right hand:: I swear upon my honor blah blah blah that I'm me, an ordinary girl named Mayumi. You can call or come over to verify if necessary, hehehe :D

Heh

[balor.livejournal.com]

Check out which items this person has bid on. These are the guys the feds look for.

http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=dewman2002

[littpiski.livejournal.com]

UGH I HATE THAT ARTICLE. It totally disgusts me that the "typical" teen uses "like" after every word, and likes Justin Timberlake.

[yifinity.livejournal.com]

I hate the article for other reasons as well.

Anyway, George Clooney isn't 50, I think he's around 41.

[littpiski.livejournal.com]

Rock on!

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

^^ may take you up on that offer some day and call you (or maybe even drive down - VA, right? or are you in Boston? - to visit you)

[ex-night-in-292.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, that would be awesome! What's your email? I can email you my phone number anytime you want :D Oh and I'm in VA. Where are you?

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

Maryland, close to Washington... all my user info's completely true, so you can check there.. but if you're lazy, ben.juang@comcast.net... and you can always leave a message by AIM... I'm always away, but I check back for messages too often ^^;; 301-299-2196, ask for Ben... although if you call, don't expect much of a conversation, I'm not a very good conversationalist...

[(Anonymous)]

What a load of bullshit.
Like, blahdiblahblah. Like, ya know. Like, like like.
Urgh.

~Eric
"May or may not be an FBI agent."
*ahem*