o.O

[ibneko]

Gillette (razor company) sent me a happy 18th birthday present. A free razor and shaving gel stuff that's fun to play with (wheee, memories of elementary school and spreading the stuff on my desk for... reasons I no longer remember ^^;;).

o.O but how did they know it's my birthday. And my 18th birthday too. That's scary. ¬.¬;;; I think someone told them. Or they have people stalking me.

Mmm, perverted mind of mine~ ^___^

What it said:
"...Total comfort whether you shave down or up against the grain..."

What I saw:
"...Total comfort whether you shave down or up against the groin..."

My initial response:
"Wha....? Wait.. groin? oh.. wait... huh!?!? oh. OH! That's an 'a'!"

::rubs chin:: I suppose I could shave. ::sighs:: but doesn't shaving cause it to grow even faster? Like nails? (where if you cut it more often, it'll grow faster. Trust me, I played the piano, I know.) And then I'd have to shave more. Which would be a pain in the ass.

Comments

[witchbaby-boi.livejournal.com]

They sent David one on our birthday. We couldn't stop cracking up. They were three years early.

[marbenais.livejournal.com]

*amused*

[yifinity.livejournal.com]

I was confused for a sec there because I thought both lines said the same thing...

Woot!

[iridescentrouge.livejournal.com]

hehe

[shanrina.livejournal.com]

I read "groin" for both of them the first time around. I guess I've just got a sick mind. (Oh, wait, that's no surprise.) I remember when I was in elementary school we used to clean our desks with shaving cream or gel or whatever...could that be it? Shaving gel is just fun stuff anyway.

Re: Woot!

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks ^^