Daylights Savings Time, the polite way to say "porno movies"

"Congress lengthened daylight saving time by four weeks in the name of energy efficiency."... so March 11th, instead of April.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/31/AR2007013102318.html

Also, yes, that's what porno movies are:
"Relationship documentaries, instructional and self-help tapes"
-http://www.sabrina-online.com/thismonth.html :D

Mmm, good stories.

For those who are following This Means War, by Jeconais, part 2 of 3 of the final chapter has been released. [link to chapter]

And when you finish that (jeeze, that was kinda long. And I'm running out of time.) there's a short (but complete!) fanfic called "Chances", also by Jeconais, that's... not as good, but crazy fluffy*. [link to first chapter]

*via urbandictionary.com: "Used to describe a scene in a fanfiction that could be considered an 'awww' moment."

It was cold...

I snorted a snowflake today.

Bunnies as a food source?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/01/AR2007020101797.html (print link)

EBERSWALDE, Germany -- Few people raise bigger bunny rabbits than Karl Szmolinsky, who has been producing long-eared whoppers since 1964. His favorite breed, German gray giants, are the size of a full-grown beagle and so fat they can barely hop.

Last year, after the retired chauffeur entered some of his monsters in an agricultural fair, word of his breeding skills spread to the North Korean Embassy in Berlin. Diplomats looked past the cute, furry faces with the twitching noses and saw a possible solution to their nation's endemic food shortage: an enormous bunny in every Korean pot....

....bunny in pot. o.O animal cruelty?