xkcd: "It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real"

http://xkcd.com/c240.html.

Alas.

xkcd, you LIE! You lie! There is magic, and people do love me, and, and, and, and... =T.T= ~sniffles~
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On the brighter side, I offer you, question of "Can a sandwich eat itself?":
http://www.bristled-comic.com/images/cannibalsandwich.jpg
[ source | http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=2262.msg94011#msg94011 ]

As well as that other question, "who would win, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Power Rangers?"
http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=352