Wow... fool bloom indeed.

From: newsletter@bonuscashcenter.citicards.com
Subject: Cash back deals are in fool bloom this May!
Date: May 11, 2007 12:40:30 AM CDT
To: ben.juang@comcast.net

Dear Citibank,
Congrats on making fools bloom this May. I'm not too sure how you managed to accomplish that, but I really wish you wouldn't. We don't need more fools...

Love,
Ben