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"free shipping on $30 or more" at Dispair.com.
"Disaffected college students" appears on every single page, methinks.
The better ones that I'd actually get, but don't really want to spend the money on:
http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html
Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
http://www.despair.com/idiocy.html
Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
http://www.despair.com/power.html
Power - Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. but it tocks Absolutely, too.
http://www.despair.com/individuality.html
Individuality - Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
/http://www.despair.com/loneliness.html
Loneliness - If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
http://www.despair.com/pes24x30prin.html
Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundred of people each year who are trying to find it.
http://www.despair.com/noname13.html
Strife - As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
http://www.despair.com/daretoslack.html
Dare to Slack - When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
http://www.despair.com/planning.html
Planning - Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
http://www.despair.com/indifference.html
Indifference - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. (It notes, "Disaffected college students. For real this time")
http://www.despair.com/med24x30prin.html
Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the idfference until it's too late.
http://www.despair.com/proc24x30pri.html
Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
http://www.despair.com/leaders.html
Leaders - Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
http://www.despair.com/motivation.html
Motivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
http://www.despair.com/persistence.html
Persistence - It's Over, Man. Let Her Go.
"free shipping on $30 or more" at Dispair.com.
"Disaffected college students" appears on every single page, methinks.
The better ones that I'd actually get, but don't really want to spend the money on:
http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html
Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
http://www.despair.com/idiocy.html
Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
http://www.despair.com/power.html
Power - Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely. but it tocks Absolutely, too.
http://www.despair.com/individuality.html
Individuality - Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
/http://www.despair.com/loneliness.html
Loneliness - If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
http://www.despair.com/pes24x30prin.html
Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundred of people each year who are trying to find it.
http://www.despair.com/noname13.html
Strife - As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
http://www.despair.com/daretoslack.html
Dare to Slack - When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
http://www.despair.com/planning.html
Planning - Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
http://www.despair.com/indifference.html
Indifference - It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. (It notes, "Disaffected college students. For real this time")
http://www.despair.com/med24x30prin.html
Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the idfference until it's too late.
http://www.despair.com/proc24x30pri.html
Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
http://www.despair.com/leaders.html
Leaders - Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
http://www.despair.com/motivation.html
Motivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
http://www.despair.com/persistence.html
Persistence - It's Over, Man. Let Her Go.
