Jeeze....

[ibneko]

...it's almost disgusting how they're talking about this and that. There's one reason why I'm glad I'm not a girl - so much frigging drama and, "oh my gosh, like who does that." and matters of this friend and that friend, and how some people are so retarded and... -.-;;;

Alrighty, complaint made. Going back to homework.

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Oh, and I'd like to add that it's really scary how relatively cute/decent they looking, until you hear them gossip, at which point, the reaction turns into an, "Holy shit, I pray I never piss them off..."

Especially when most of these cute looking females aren't trained in the art of ToK, and the whole questioning of information... XP Oh, she says it's so, so it must be so, and now let's spread the word even further. Frigging wildfire there, yo~

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I quote: "She talks so much crap about everything!" Yeah, well so do YOU!

Comments

[prionz-rok.livejournal.com]

It's what we do, baba. ;-)
Oh, and for some other reasons on why you should be thankful to be a boy: peeing standing up, no menstruation, no menopause, no birth-giving, no insane body-image difficulties, peeing standing up, etc.

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

So... pointless, hurtful, and silly. -.-;; and heavens, they're still going on about it... I think they're back on the topic of guys again...

Feh, and you want to pee standing up _why_? I mean, I guess, it's nice to be able to save a few scraps of paper with the not-having-to-wipe thing... but I want to try on menstruation and birth-giving someday! ^^;; ::probably too curious for his own good...:: And guys have body-image difficulties too. The whole, I don't think I'm long/large enough, or, damn, why the fuck is my ass so hairy, and, man, I wish I had those muscles... what chick-attractors those things must be.

Oh, and you know, the whole multiple orgasm thing. XP Having to wait some 30+ minutes just ruins the mood sometimes. (Although, it could be the goddess' way of saying, "yo, males, go pleasure your significant other in other ways, 'cause they've got to give birth and go through tons of crap, and you don't. :: shrugs :: )

[jaiwithani.livejournal.com]

::seconds the motion::

[prionz-rok.livejournal.com]

Point taken. I know what you mean, actually...there are a couple of girls in my house that gossip so badly that I don't want to leave the dinner table when they're there, because I'm certain they'll start talking about me the second I get up. (When you said "gossip", earlier, I thought you meant something along the lines of "Did you know that Mr. Mckenna and his wife got caught making out in their car?" (Which they did)).

Multiple orgasms are overrated. I'm willing to bet most guys can't hold on long enough to give us one, let along x>=1. And pray that you never have the misery of menstrual cramps. The closest comparison I can make is imagine someone reaching deep inside your entrails, grabbing them, and just twisting/pulling like hell once every 1 or 2 minutes.

And peeing standing up is great. It's like your own personal squirt gun.

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

:: muses:: you should get them a scolding bridle (alternate article) for their birthday =^^=

Heh. Ow~ If the guy's done some reading and practice, and intends to hold on, I think they'll be able to give a girl an orgasm... Although, I think that might vary from girl to girl, since I've been told personally, that one person only needs 'bout a minute to achieve orgasm, if not less. While someone else I talked to says they need 45 minutes on average ^^;;;

Hum. Twisting and pulling like hell... Like the effects of an enema composed of a quart or two of soapy water?

^^;;; a squirt gun that you can't use in public, nor refill in the short span of a few minutes.