Random snippits.

[ibneko]

I trust you guys won't call these spoilers. They won't make ANY sense unless you've read the book. Still, if you'd rather not read, don't hilight the empty space below. Heck, most of them won't even be quotes... Just me being silly.

(to be periodically update as I find things that amuse me)

-Holey. Teeheehee.
-I want a floaty, lilac-colored dress with matching high heels. And sleek and shiny hair!
-"Oh, damn, that’ll be the books, and I had them all stacked by subject..." ^^;;;
-fiddling about with goats! Hahahahah....
-Mwhahaha, traveling via toilet.
-Death's got an invisibility cloak. For the times that he gets bored of running at his victims, flapping his arms and shrieking... ^^;;
-"Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people’s.”"
-Man, Harry Potter is such a whore. Playing with other people's wands... "There were two in there. He had forgotten, lost track; he could not now remember whose wands these were; he seemed to remember wrenching them out of someone’s hand. He selected the shorter of the two, which felt friendlier in his hand, and pointed it at the rock."
-Oh, don’t mind me . . . I’ll just lie here and crumble. . . .
-“Oi! There’s a war going on here!” ::facepalm oh so much::
-"And Voldy’s gone moldy!" Hehehe. Reminds me of This Means War and the moldivort nickname...