ice cream....

[ibneko]

Yet another convo between my conscience and I
"Dude, you're eating too much ice cream"
"So, who cares??"
"You're gonna get fat!"
"..."
"Very, very, very fat!"
"Oh, shut up."
"Don't come whining back to me when you get overweight..."
"blah, blah, blah"
"Are you listening to me, young man/lady/whatever you are!?!??"
"...no?"
"fine, no treat!"
*looks down at his ice cream and then at his conscience and shrugs* "...um, ok..."
*conscience throws a temper tantrum-"I DON'T WANT TO BE FAT!"*
"Eh, too bad for you..."
"GAAAAAAAAAH, I HATE YOU!" *Exit stage right*
*sighs*
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bother, that wasn't as amusing at I thought it'd turn out to be. Probably 'cause I had to change it to avoid using the "all girls are afraid to be fat" sterotype. Eh, yeah, no offense, if anyone out there who reads this is offended by that sterotype... Will post it anyways...

Comments

[marbenais.livejournal.com]

You won't get fat from eating lots of ice cream . . . go, eat!

[jamapi.livejournal.com]

Girls are afraid to be fat! *paces around in fear of being overweight and fat and...ahhh!* x____x;;; heh, its society's fault! Evil society! But heh.. me afraid of being fat... but it doesnt stop me from eating anything XD;;;; heh... bad me

Pokesies Olggy!

[iridescentrouge.livejournal.com]

[yifinity.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.  Indulge your conscience with some DDR!  (Apparently, this means actual movement, not just listening to the music.)