Things that have amused me on my drive to work...

[ibneko]

The "Welcome to Maryland" sign on River Road says, "Please drive gently". How does one drive gently, pray tell? Especially when we're driving large chunks of metal at 30-60 MPH.

In DC, apparently it's Speed Humps, not Speed Bumps. ...."Speed humping". Teeheehee... ::immature and silly::

And it needs to rain. It's like 90º with 100% humidity = Feels like 100º+. I don't want to walk 20 minutes to my car in weather that feels like 100º+!

Comments

[aucuneraison.livejournal.com]

but dude
rain just makes it more humid

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

But it'll be slightly cooler. Hopefully

[contrasedative.livejournal.com]

Doesn't rain actually just clump together all the humidity in the air and let it fall on you? It seems a lot less humid once it's done raining.

[pikupiku.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A SPEED HUMP SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN! IT SAYS "HUMPS AHEAD"! WHEN GUESTS COME OVER, THEY SEE THE SIGN BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE AND THEN THEY ASK ME IF THE HUMPS ARE HERE. =_=

[pikupiku.livejournal.com]

T___T I USED MY SELLING JOURNAL, SORRY! (THIS IS JENNY!)

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured. You're the only people who'd abuse the shift/caps-lock key like that. :: smacks her with a trout:: No yelling online. Bad girl!

[pikupiku.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *SCAMPERS AWAY AND LEAVES A TRAIL OF PINK* BUT CAN I EAT THE TROUT?! *RAVENOUS FOR FOOD*
ALSO, WILL YOU BE ATTENDING OTAKON!!! @_________@;;

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

Gah! More caps! :Smacks her some more::

Yes, I shall.

[jaiwithani.livejournal.com]

My bumps, my bumps, my lovely lady humps.

[ibneko.livejournal.com]

My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.